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Now we’re here
I like to think that Megan changed her name to Nicky and ended up in prison. Also, if Nicky gets a girlfriend, she needs to be played by Clea Duvall!
"Don’t talk to me about Penge,” he went on. “Oo! Mah! Penge where I was always a servant and Scudder do this and Scudder do that and the old lady, what do you think she once said? She said, ‘Oh would you most kindly of your goodness post this letter for me, what’s your name? What’s yer name! Every day for six months I come up to Clive’s bloody front porch door for orders, and his mother don’t know my name. She’s a bitch. I said to ’er, ‘What’s yer name? Fuck yer name.’ I nearly did too."
Maurice — E.M. Forster (via havisham)
Every time I read/hear ‘I nearly did too’, for a second I think Alec is boasting that he nearly fucked one of the Durham family (instead of just that he nearly told Mrs Durham to “Fuck yer name”). ;DD
I don’t know why I’m so amused by Alec calling Clive’s mother a bitch.